Curse

I pwnd U · Feb 21, 2006, 02:04 AM // 02:04

im just that amazing i guess... *sips beer*

Doc Holliday · Feb 21, 2006, 05:42 AM // 05:42

*regains conciousness from the roundhouse kick*
*looks at starsky and pulls out a revolver*
*blows the back of startsky's head off*

*goes over to hot tub and jumps in*

*stares at paul and curses him for talkin to physics, while rubbing a bump on his head*

*grabs a schmirnoff and downs it*

*grabs another*

*swig*

Accurax · Feb 21, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

wow ok nur did he seriously just fall for that trick? wow he did, laughs at Starsky and Doc who were wearing masks of Nur and mines face. and this is what happens next to Accurax...

*then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris (aka Accurax) in his cowboy ass*

//Finds another Bar

darkdragon99 · Feb 21, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43

*shoots pwnd in the knee with a flaming arrow*

Symeon · Feb 21, 2006, 07:56 PM // 19:56

*wakes up on the other side of the room*
*crawls around the room watching various fights and making monkey noises*
*gets trodden on*
*leaps up, screams, drums chest with fists and starts running around punching people*
*punches the light switch, breaking the system, the bar descends into darkness*
*screams again and falls to the floor*
"I CAN'T SEE! I'M BLIND!"
*passes out*

Starsky-sama · Feb 21, 2006, 09:36 PM // 21:36

"Yous better stop that now eh..."
*Picks up King Symeon by the head with one hand*
*Crushes a can of Red Bull on King Symeon's forehead*
*Shoves the drink into King's gaping mouth*
*Tosses King into the middle of the mosh pit*
"Now shows them what your made of..eh..."

*goes to the phonebooth to make a call*

ryek09 · Feb 21, 2006, 09:46 PM // 21:46

*walks out of the bar*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 21, 2006, 11:41 PM // 23:41

^ was he ever IN the bar?

*wakes up*
*sits down, drinks, eats roasted pig, and shoots rats*
*does something to somebody

stay tuned to find out what the something was and who the someone is*

darkdragon99 · Feb 22, 2006, 12:03 AM // 00:03

"aaaaaa someone get my balls out of this vise dam you paul"

I pwnd U · Feb 22, 2006, 12:14 AM // 00:14

ummm ya i dont think he was ever IN the bar... interesting and by the way dark i dont think you can screw my knee up anymore since its already screwed up in real life

*sips beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 22, 2006, 01:12 AM // 01:12

*screwdriver*
*punches starsky*

Doc Holliday · Feb 22, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28

*shoots the ryek the lama guy and forces him to eat ham*

*drinks beer*

*pours concrete around the phone booth and entombs starsky alive*

*kills a bear by throwing a rat at it*

Symeon · Feb 22, 2006, 07:50 AM // 07:50

*drills through the concrete, only to drill into starsky, grinding him into a few million pieces*
*returns to the bar*
*sips beer*

Accurax · Feb 22, 2006, 10:13 AM // 10:13

*Walks back into the bar after realising all the other bars are full of noobs

*Grabs Pwndu by the hair, dragging him accross the floor while he wails like a cat being crucified.

*swings PwndU in a large arc about my head successfully decapitating Doc, April & Symeon

*releases grip on PwndU's hair to watch him fly through a plate glass window and impact against a lampost 200Yards down the street, breaking every bone in his body

*sips beer

*sips more beer

*Plants a thermonuclear device underneath a crate of Kronenburg

*sips beer

*leaves bar

Two April Mornings · Feb 22, 2006, 01:05 PM // 13:05

*bans nuclear stuff from bar*

*accurax's device jsut diasppears*

I pwnd U · Feb 22, 2006, 01:15 PM // 13:15

hahah idoit im bald!! hahah WHAT NOW!!!
*shoots the cowardly accurax as he starts to leave the bar and laughs as the gernade blows him to pieces.*

Accurax · Feb 22, 2006, 01:22 PM // 13:22

explodes in a cacophony of laughter as pwndu is bald

I pwnd U · Feb 22, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27

hey some great men have been bald before like ummm.... that one dude on star trek.... ummmm Proffesor dude from X-Men.... ummmm Michael Jordon..... ummm some pro sport players.... ummmm me.............. (ok so im not really bald, but i still dont have enough hair for you to grab on and swing me around with, its too short) ya ummm

*shoots accurax for trying to laugh at me*

Accurax · Feb 22, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56

Continues to laugh @ PwndU

*kisses Kevlar vest and opens up on PwndU with an orbital barrage

darkdragon99 · Feb 22, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42

* finaly gets nuts out of vise*
*shoots paul in the neck with flaming arrow*
"thats for my nuts"